Once again, Japan dominates as the single pervy-est place on the planet. This Skirt Mousepad cover is the perfect gift for the registered sex offender in your life. You simply put the mousepad inside the skirt and then start clicking away. You can scroll around and pretend that instead of messing around on the internet you're in the backseat of a rusty Impala in the parking lot before a Motley Crue concert.
It perfectly simulates those best three seconds of your life before the stupid vice cop arrested you for date rape. The only difference being a real girl doesn't stop working if you use too much hand lotion. Ziiinnnnggg!!
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I may be way out in left field here....but that's just a skirt. And then someone laid it on their desk. Am I way off with this?
I don't know why I did it. Who knows. Lack of ability to learn from past experiences. But I clicked your link and went to that wacky Japanese ebay site or whatever that had no apparant connection to skirts lying on desks.
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