Armor for Cats is Sweet.

Jeff de Boer is an artist who believes that animals would be way more awesome if they were armored. He has been making suits of armor for animals since the early 90's. His works include battle suits for cats, dogs, and mice. Here's a link to a whole steaming pile of awesome.

I tried to put armor on my cat once. It just looked at me funny and later it had diarrhea in my shoe. Of course, by "armor" I mean I covered it in Silly String, and by "once" I mean "all the time". I hate that fucking cat.