What with all the terrorists running around snatching purses, nothing says "Don't touch my handbag or I'll kill you." like this little number made by James Platt. It's called "the Pursuader" (get it?), and goes for $289. It even holds a cell phone in the "clip".
The designer also recommends living in the woods and holding this sucker over your head and shouting "Wolverines!" when the Commies finally take over.
Jesus, all I need is one more reason to be intimidated by women. What's next? A rocket launcher that shoots tampons? Now THAT'S "feminine protection"!
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