With the Holiday Guest season just around the corner, now is the perfect time to go out and get a set of Liquor Locks. For a mere 15 clams, the expandable stopper will prevent anyone without the combination from being a cheapskate, dirtbag, alcoholic (Uncle Pete, I'm looking at you!) and stealing your hard-earned booze.
Seems foolproof. Unless they can figure out the arcane and convoluted process of breaking glass. Tell you what, just mail me $15 and I'll make sure no one drinks your liquor. (*stares at the ceiling and whistles*)
I don't know...seems like I'd have to pick a combination like 1-1-1 because once I'm getting my drink on, carefully manipulating small dials is like asking me to lasso the Space Shuttle.
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