This tasteful little number is designed so that it can be mounted over a bedroom door and announce to the world that you are having sex only feet away. It doesn't clarify whether or not you are with someone else, so it doesn't count as lying, as I see it.
It occurs to me that the very act of buying this thing, would insure you would never need it. I imagine the average demographic for it is like, 16-year old boys who like D&D a little too much.
I bought one a while ago, but I'm not sure if I left it on one morning, or if my parents are in my room fucking like he's going off to 'Nam next month. I've been sleeping on the sofa for a long time now. Stupid lamp.
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