Thursday, January 10, 2008

New Bug Zappers for Date Rapists are Pink.



The new Taser C2 is a personal protector that’s taking aim at the violent, man-hating, female demographic. Available in Pink and Leopard skin prints, these little beauties are just what the doctor ordered for "discouraging" any aggressive, unwanted overtures.

I think this is a great idea. Get tasered really hurts. Stupid mall guards. They really should post "No Peeping" signs in the ladies changing rooms at Macy's...just as a fair warning or something.

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