The Office Collar was designed by Simone Brewster. They're constructed of white leather, and come in a variety of shapes depending on what sort of task you're assigned. The idea being, in open floor plan offices, it's better to look like a dog with a scratching problem then to...you know...interact with people. I only wonder how you're supposed to know who you're sexually harassing if you can't see them? I guess you just have to roll the dice sometimes.
I used to have one of these, back when I worked as a school crossing guard. Stupid vehicular manslaughter charge. Some people sure know how to hold a grudge.
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