The Moo Moo USB toy is a pair of cows that you and your loved one hook up to the USB ports of your respective computers. The idea is, when you miss them you press a button on your USBovine and then theirs will start a soft and mournful lowing.
Sounds great because nothing says "I love you, you fucking cow." ... like a cow.
I have a better idea. How about you just drive over to her place and punch her in the head. You can make mooing sounds while you do it since that obviously helps in some way.
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Moo!
SNORT.
No wait. Wrong animal.
Mooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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