Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Glitter Gun Revolutionalizes Sluttiness

The Glitter Gun is the perfect gift for the ladies who are too pressed for time to manually apply that magical sparkle. For a paltry $8 you get the gun and 3 cartridges. Each cartridges hold 6 shots.

Last time I had need for one of these, me and my "date" were rushing out the door to go to some fancy gala. I said "Wait! Let's get you a little more whored-up" and then I shot her in the face. It was cathartic.

Mom looked so dazzling that night.