Thursday, September 18, 2008

Blow Up Sheep Has Sounds. Bad Puns.

The inflatable Talking Sheep "doll" is the first of it's kind to feature Action-Activated sounds, making it a lot like a burglar alarm, except instead of trying to slip into Old Man McMurry's house to steal his rare collection of postage stamps, you're trying to slip your cock into a plastic sheep. Fun Game!

I don't know it seems to me that any acts of simulated bestiality are better off kept quiet. It wouldn't do at all to be boning your pretend, wooly love machine and have some snooty high-class type walk into the coatroom because he heard it all the "baa"ing. Again. Oh, don't look at me like that. Like I'm the only one.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Asscakes May Not Be Appetizing

Good of Desire, a Hong Kong based retailer, is selling these delicious moon cakes. Get it? They are cakes called "moon cakes" but they're shaped like asses. I like when retailers are clever.You have your choice of several different phases, but I personally like the one with the hands spreading the cheeks. Mmmm mmm!

Because nothing says "classy" like a fully exposed anus. Ask anyone. You can start with the bitch at the bank who wouldn't roll my change for me. She knows what "classy" looks like. And now I know why they have all those cameras. Stupid mole.