Monday, February 18, 2008

Bluetooth-Enabled Burka Makes My Head Hurt.





The CharmingBurka is a bluetooth-enabled garment that sends an pre-chosen image of the wearer to any nearby,compatible device. The Burka is equipped with bluetooth antenna/micro-controller and uses the OBEX protocol, already working with most mobile phones.

This means that any devout Muslim woman can follow the tenants of the Koran, while still putting it out there to get their freak on.

I wore one of these to a bar last night, and broadcast a picture I THOUGHT was of a really well-hung stud-muffin. Turns out it was a tranny though. Stupid low-res thumbnails.

Now I have to figure out a way out of my date with Lance tonight, who's into "jazz" and "spooning"...whatever THAT means.

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