Love Doll is for Dogs. Perverts.

The Hotdoll is exactly what it looks like. From the tip of it's orange nose to the pink hole below it's tail, this puppy screams "Love me!" Here's a snippet from Idealist :

This love doll for dogs is shaped to be grabbed easily by the dog’s paws like female hips. Hotdoll is designed in 2 sizes to be used by little dogs and by big ones! Its contrasted colors are made to be easily distinguished by dog’s eyes. The body is made by a plastic structure covered with a 1 cm technogel skin to create a soft and molle touch. All orange parts are made of rubber, that way the doll grips on the floor. The pink hole beside (most important part!) needs to be washed regularly for hygienic reasons.

Sure, it's easy to pass judgement on the dog fucker person who would buy this, but maybe they aren't using it as a way to pretend they're making sweet, sweet love to the neighbor's Boston Terrier. Maybe they are genuinely hoping that their dog will hump its way around the room with a sex toy stuck to his wang.

And maybe that dead hooker in my trunk liked being choked...