Thursday, October 9, 2008
"Fuck You" Umbrella is a Bad Idea.
This umbrella was made with this specific intention of pissing off God. Because that always seems like a good idea. He/She doesn't have a history of fucking people up when they make Him/Her angry. When your biggest piece of propaganda is a book that spends the first two chapters talking about how you like to decimate humanity indiscriminately, you are too bad-ass for me to pick a fight with you.
I think a better plan would be to just beat up some blind orphans. That way you can still anger The Almighty, without standing in a rainstorm holding, what amounts to a lightning rod, should He/She decide you are being too "dicky".
Besides, it would be easy...it's not like they would know to duck or anything.
Posted by Kurt at 2:12 PM