Friday, October 31, 2008

Suction Cup makes Bathroom Sex Stable. Awkward.

The "Shower Power" is a giant suction cup that you can stick to any smooth surface, and creates a handle to better facilitate the awesomeness of your intimate encounters. Be it in the bathroom, the shower of the girl's locker room, or in the back of some featureless white van that no one even bats an eye when you rent despite the number of "watched" lists you are on, The Shower Power will help you get the job done.

I have sex in the bathroom all the time and I don't need this. My lady knows what to grip just fine on her own. And I don't necessarily mean to imply that my "lady" is my hand, but if you take it that way then that's on you, my very sleuthy perv-friend.

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