Monday, August 4, 2008

Slutometer Counts Boyfriends. Mistakes.



The Slutometer is a handy gadget for the whore in your life. It allows her (or him for the man-whores) to keep a running tally of the faceless men (or women) they've screwed without the tedious chore of remembering names. Plus, it gives the denominator when trying to figure out the probability that any one faceless person they banged in drunken stupor gave them The Clap. Handy!

I found one of these in Mom's dresser drawer while I was sniffing her underwear stealing her change looking for the cure for HIV. It turns out you can't go higher than 999 on it. So HA! Mom's NOT a whore after all!

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